After the recent success of the Canada’s new LGBTQIA2+ loonie, the Trudeau government has made the bold move to replace Queen Elizabeth with one of our more inclusive and progressive icons, the one and only Omar Khadr!
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was beyond elated to make this announcement at the Royal Canadian Mint on Tuesday. “Finally, we have currency that rejects our violent, imperialist past, and instead embraces our progressive future. Mr. Khadr is the perfect new face of the 20 dollar bill. Mr. Khadr recently accepted a $10.5 million dollar settlement on behalf of all Canadians. How selfless is that? Mr. Khadr represents family togetherness, overcoming adversity, and just straight-up hotness,” Trudeau said.
Trudeau said the recent negotiations with Khadr’s representatives to obtain the rights to his likeness went very smoothly. “He’s always been a straight shooter.”