“Whether it’s SNC-Lavalin or Aga Khan, there will be no exceptions. All bribes must be made and paid for with the new LGBT commemorative loonie,” Justin Trudeau proclaimed today in a wide-ranging press conference.
It’s all part of the Prime Minister’s bold new initiative to combat hate and bigotry in his corrupt government.
“The biggest threat to our democracy is the lack of representation of marginalized identities. That’s why, from now on, when we spend taxpayer money on prostitutes and blow in order to score huge international contracts with totalitarian states, we will ensure that the money used is as inclusive as possible,” Trudeau went on to say.
LGBTQIAA+2 activist Xyla Minty applauded the move. In a prepared statement, xe said, “Finally, our lives will be represented in one of Canada’s greatest political traditions!”
