Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has recently revealed how he gained 45 lbs of solid muscle during his tenure as Prime Minister. Recently, in an interview with CTV News, the PM was asked about his workout routine.
“It’s actually very simple. I wake up every morning at six, and begin my day by running up the national debt. After that, I stretch the truth, sidestep my responsibilities, and push my luck,” said the PM while sucking down a soy-based kale smoothie.
“Recently, I’ve been working with a new personal trainer who has shown me a great technique I’d never seen before. I just throw everyone under the bus. Recently, I’ve thrown a woman and a gay man under the bus, along with a number of minorities. It’s a blast. I love it!”
Here, Trudeau is referring to his recent work with the personal trainers at SNC-Lavalin. Trudeau notes how effortlessly he threw Jody Wilson-Raybourn under the bus, along with most recently, Scott Brison.
When asked what he was physically
“In this upcoming election, instead of having Canada vote for who they would like to have as Prime Minister, Andrew Scheer, Jagmeet Singh, and myself, will be participating in a WWE-style “Hell in a Cell” triple threat match to decide who will lead our nation,” said Trudeau. “Maxime Bernier will be the special guest referee.”